try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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