yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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