Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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