ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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