i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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