You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
its liver damage thursday
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