Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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