you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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