my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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