Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
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it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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