yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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