should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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