dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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