Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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