She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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