I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
My boob is missing a layer of skin
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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