he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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