So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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