drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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