Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
