You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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