Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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