it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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