He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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