I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
It's rum buckets o'clock
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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