And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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