I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
