I think I am morally bankrupt
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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