UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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