I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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