her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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