Tell her she can't have a vagina
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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