have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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