you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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