1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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