I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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