You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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