seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
So much rum. So many feels.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Never joke about your clitoris.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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