Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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