This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
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