I can't watch pbs sober anymore
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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