Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
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