Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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