sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Randomize