There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
stop calling my apartment porn island.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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