Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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