I just threw up on my dentist
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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