I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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