Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
porn star boner night. come get it.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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