Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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