I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
My vagina is officially offended.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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