ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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