omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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