More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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