Pants 0. Shit 1.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
