I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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