The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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