I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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