My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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