We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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