once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
